Dave Hopping is a funny guy. He was a campus comedian and my pal, so I made him a comic. He used to do songs, like a song about AIM to the tune of Jewel's "You Were Meant for Me" and a reverse-contrafaction style Christmas song from "The Hannukah Song" by Adam Sandler. He also used to take his shirt off and draw on his stomach. We was most famous, however, for his purple hat. I don't think he wears it anymore.
Again, I'm calling the guy Pete. For Pete's sake! Art Modell is the owner who moved the Browns from Cleveland to Baltimore and renamed them the Ravens after the poem. Who wrote that, Robert Frost? No. Shoot. Lemme go cheat...Edgar Allen Poe. I knew it was an "E" name, but all that was coming to mind was Hemmingway. Ah well. Super Bowl Sunday is now an important holiday for personal reasons. If you want to know, ask, and I'll shoot you an answer :)
Thus begins the new semester. The most important development in the history of the comic thus far is the arrival of John's eyepatch. Being a fake rasta was just not enough for the Troll's foil. The three-part series on those friends who pop in and out of your life, and the frustration that sets in as a result, is alright but not spectacular.