I woke up one February morning and realized it was cold out. I threw on a t-shirt, sweatshirt, and fleece and headed to school. When I got out of my car, I realized it was Valentine's Day and I was wearing a maroon fleece. I took it off to reveal a maroon sweatshirt. Couldn't do that, so I went in just a t-shirt. Which turned out to be pink. Of all the luck. Wearing red on Valentine's Day is so lame.