Okay, I think I have this publishing problem figured out. This is actually comic 4 of the Java Troll series, but was published first because they put the pilot into the Daily Orange backwards. Heck, I didn't find out my submission had been accepted until I saw it in the paper. Writing alternate definitions became a standby for me in Java Troll. I probably did about 10 like this, but most of them were better. We're back on track, folks, and I'm getting some new ideas together for when I run out of Troll strips.